Men-tal Hysteria

They change their minds like lightening

one minute they will be

wholly yours and yours alone

then falter, when they see


a prettier looking chick

walking down the rain-filled street

with tiny rosebud lips

and sparkle studded feet


When alone they're oh-so-sweet

submissive, no less!

in presence of their friends though,

from that topic they digress


They flirt with shameless guile

and see to impress

by being biggest bully

on the playground of success


They're dumber than a jackass

when it comes to reading signs

that girls make in their presence

they can't "read between the lines"



what's more they think its cool

to be a girl-allergic

and like to make them cry

with comments that are sick!


they make you laugh and smile,

they make you cry and shout

well what can you say really?

can't live with them or without!